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Love Yourself: ANSWER????????

A couple of days ago, I was on Twitter and I saw a tweet that said something along the lines of '7 NEW SONGS????????', and I immediately lost my marbles. I didn't have to have context in the tweet to know exactly what it was about.

BTS is dropping a set of new songs in August.

If you don't know who BTS is by now, welcome OUT of the hole you've been in and say hello to the k-pop fandom universe. My name is Lonnie and I am more than happy to tell you all about the k-pop groups of the era. However, for the sake of mental capacity that I lacking because of this news, I will spare you the history and continue my rant.

CAN THEY JUST CALM DOWN?

My wallet is crying, I'm completely overwhelmed, this. is. all. happening. so fast.

Between all of the other k-pop groups that have released new music within the last few days like Seventeen, Triple H, Mamamoo, Twice, I'm already consumed with so many emotions right now. AND I'M STILL TRYING TO COME DOWN FROM THE HIGH THAT IS 'Love Yourself: Tear', BTS. Please (*flails ARMY BOMB lightstick crazily*), Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, and Jeon Jungkook, TAKE A BREAK from stressing Armys out for a minute. It's too much to handle all at once.

But you know, I'm not surprised. This happened after Love Yourself: Her, and with the Wings era, and pretty much all of the other eras before that. I should be used to this by now.

By August, if my heart stops from the stress BTS is causing me and my wallet disintegrates like Thanos making half the Avengers disintegrate, I'm putting ALL blame on Bangtan Seonyandan.

Lonnie Pauls